I would like you all to know that we, here at A Bird’s Nest, have come up with the solution to the Israel/Lebanon/Syria/Iran(/U.S./Britain/insert nation here) conflict.
Actually, to be strictly truthful, we have overheard the solution. It was Grandma Secretary who came up with it. And, you know, thank god for her trenchant political analysis, because without it, we could be in some serious trouble.
- Step 1. Sterilize them.
- Step 2. Give them Mexico.
- Step 3. Peace!
Now, I’m not quite clear on who “them” is, in this particular case. I’m guessing it’s the Palestinians, because Grandma Secretary is nothing if not Modern, and sterilizing Jews is just so 1939.