I will fill you in on the horrific details later. For now, suffice it to say that I went to sleep at 3 a.m. last night. Today, my boss has asked me to deliver a file to his home at 4:30, after which I am free to go home. Where I shall then continue to futz with the fishnest. And probably go to sleep around 3a.m. again. Because I am what? Oh. Obsessed. Right.
Poor Miss Kendra. She is noble and brave and strong for sticking with this project. But, to be fair, it was her idea.
Thank you to those who have answered the questions I asked below. If you are crafty and have not yet responded, go!