An Argentinian teenager has found the fossilized skull of a Terror Bird. 
Upon hearing of the discovery, the White House issued a statement that the Terror Bird “has well-documented links to radical evolutionists and global terror networks” and has been placed on a No-Fly list. In response, the Terror Bird promptly ate Karl Rove.
MonkeyGurrl said,
October 26, 2006 @ 3:52 pm
I think I dated him once.
The Bird, not the Rove.
miss kendra said,
October 26, 2006 @ 4:25 pm
i’m pretty sure this totally validates my fear of birds.
you can no longer judge me.
Hyphen said,
October 27, 2006 @ 8:29 am
OMG this is why I love you.
*laughs*
nora said,
October 27, 2006 @ 9:06 am
Would that it were so.
Mom said,
October 28, 2006 @ 8:43 am
And then it got massive indigestion.