News brief.

An Argentinian teenager has found the fossilized skull of a Terror Bird. Terror Bird

Upon hearing of the discovery, the White House issued a statement that the Terror Bird “has well-documented links to radical evolutionists and global terror networks” and has been placed on a No-Fly list. In response, the Terror Bird promptly ate Karl Rove.


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  1. 1

    MonkeyGurrl said,

    I think I dated him once.

    The Bird, not the Rove.

  2. 2

    miss kendra said,

    i’m pretty sure this totally validates my fear of birds.

    you can no longer judge me.

  3. 3

    Hyphen said,

    OMG this is why I love you.


  4. 4

    nora said,

    Would that it were so.

  5. 5

    Mom said,

    And then it got massive indigestion.

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