Proposed addition to the California Code of Civil Procedure, Title 4 (Civil Discovery Act):
20##.###: If the party responding to discovery requests responds in such a manner as to make it perfectly clear that said party has no intention of actually answering and/or producing any useful information whatsoever, it shall be sufficient for propounding party’s Meet & Confer letter to read, in its entirety, as follows:
“You are a jackass, and you’re wasting my time. Now get it right or I’ll ask the Court to sanction the fuck out of you.”
A Bird\'s Nest 
A said,
March 25, 2007 @ 7:29 pm
And back here in the homeland, the court will!
MonkeyGurrl said,
March 26, 2007 @ 9:30 am
Sounds like they DID consult you on that!
ladylinoleum said,
March 28, 2007 @ 11:21 am
I’m with MonkeyGurrl…LOL
Too funny.
nora said,
March 28, 2007 @ 7:59 pm
i wish i had the power to sanction people.