Why don’t they consult me on these things?

Proposed addition to the California Code of Civil Procedure, Title 4 (Civil Discovery Act):

20##.###: If the party responding to discovery requests responds in such a manner as to make it perfectly clear that said party has no intention of actually answering and/or producing any useful information whatsoever, it shall be sufficient for propounding party’s Meet & Confer letter to read, in its entirety, as follows:

“You are a jackass, and you’re wasting my time. Now get it right or I’ll ask the Court to sanction the fuck out of you.”


4 Responses so far »

  1. 1

    A said,

    And back here in the homeland, the court will!

  2. 2

    MonkeyGurrl said,

    Sounds like they DID consult you on that!

  3. 3

    ladylinoleum said,

    I’m with MonkeyGurrl…LOL

    Too funny.

  4. 4

    nora said,

    i wish i had the power to sanction people.

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