I lumber onto the elevator, clutching a large and heavy Fed Ex package.
Lawyer in elevator, looking at the box: Big package?
Me, grinning wickedly: Why, thank you!
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Andree said,
April 27, 2007 @ 6:56 pm
ROFLOL!
Laurie Ann said,
April 28, 2007 @ 1:08 am
The Bill Engval response would be, “No, I’m just incredibly tiny. Here’s your sign.”
Writer2 said,
April 28, 2007 @ 2:29 am
Did the attorney bill you for his time afterwards?
Frank said,
April 28, 2007 @ 11:32 am
“Thanks. Envious?”
Carolyn J. said,
April 28, 2007 @ 8:38 pm
You would have also received points for “nice box”.
Sachi said,
April 30, 2007 @ 11:48 am
I would have done a bad thing… Like looked him up and down and then smirked… then gotten fired.
Malnurtured Snay said,
May 2, 2007 @ 12:04 pm
He walked right into that one, didn’t he?
orangeblossoms said,
May 2, 2007 @ 4:38 pm
That is sooo the kind of sense of humor that always gets me in trouble.
orangeblossoms said,
May 2, 2007 @ 4:41 pm
That is so the kind of sense of humor that always gets me into trouble. I was at a very nice restaurant with my parents when I was sixteen. When the waiter asked how many wine glasses we wanted, I told the waiter to, ” bring it in a paper bag. We’ll just pass it around.” Mortified my mother. heeee
Floobynooby said,
May 11, 2007 @ 1:40 pm
Ha I like. Always think of things to say afterwards but never on the spur of the moment. SHARP!!