Husband called to relate a conversation he just had with a neighbor, and I couldn’t resist passing it on:
Husband: Have you heard the news?
Neighbor Lady: That she’s going to have twins? You are the luckiest people ever!
Neighbor Lady’s 6-yr-old Son: She’s having kittens?
Neigbor Lady: No, Uccellina’s going to have babies. From her tummy.
Neighbor Lady’s Son [thoroughly disappointed]: Oh.
A Bird\'s Nest 
Mom said,
October 19, 2007 @ 9:11 pm
Well, if she were having kittens, she’d have to have more than two.
Benjamin said,
October 20, 2007 @ 9:38 am
What!?!? NOT kittens?
Am thoroughly disappointed as well. I have my fingers crossed they come out fuzzy anyway!
Mom said,
October 20, 2007 @ 2:09 pm
Sometimes they do.
Carolyn J. said,
October 20, 2007 @ 5:06 pm
I, too, am bitterly disappointed. I much prefer cats to pink monkeys 😉
elsewhere said,
October 21, 2007 @ 4:02 am
I had a friend who always wanted to give birth to a cat rather than a baby.
Nora said,
October 21, 2007 @ 6:58 am
Awesome.
Sachi said,
October 21, 2007 @ 4:23 pm
Did you tell him the kittens are coming next?
MonkeyGurrl said,
October 24, 2007 @ 4:25 pm
Oh, I dunno; I think I may have seen you have kittens (colloquially speaking) a time or two. 🙂
Sanjay said,
April 22, 2008 @ 1:52 am
Did you tell him the kittens are coming next all the best.