Just in case there’s anyone left out there who hasn’t yet seen FuckYouPenguin:
I get it, Whale, you’re busy. I’ve only been on this FUCKING BOAT for three and a half hours waiting for you, and the only thing I’ve seen so far is my lunch from earlier. It’s not like you spend your entire goddamn life in the ocean, so I see why you would only come up for basically a split second. Personally, if someone was going to all this trouble specifically to see me, I would take time out of my BUSY ASS SCHEDULE to at least stop by the boat and make some small talk, maybe have some salmon. But I understand, Whale, places to go, 500 pounds of food to eat. I’ll be fine. The real question here, Whale, is will you be fine? Can you really live with yourself? Maybe you need to make a change.
You’re welcome.
A Bird\'s Nest 
gardener said,
December 22, 2008 @ 4:34 pm
Great. Now there’s another blog I can’t live without. You know I have cuteanimal addiction issues. Thanks a lot, U.
julie said,
December 23, 2008 @ 7:36 am
Thank you! I grew up reading Ranger Rick, so this is perfect for me =)
Celeste said,
December 23, 2008 @ 11:13 am
What the others said!
desiknitter said,
January 23, 2009 @ 8:24 am
Hahahaha – that totally made my day. Thanks for the link.