Half-assed haiku.

December 23, 2008 · Filed under Babies

Inspired by Akeeyu, I have a few cosleeping haikus for you.

I’m not sleepy, Mom!
Look, I bounce! I pinch! I kick!
No way am I – zzzzzzzzzzzz.

This is your boob. Soft,
full of milk. Why must you push
your brother off his?

No bite! No bite, no
bite, no bite, no bite, no bite.
Seriously. Don’t.

Quit your wiggling, child.
It is past three a.m., and
I am fucking tired.

Oh, cat on the bed:
You are cute, but if you wake
these kids up, you’re dead.

Finger up my nose
explores, prods. I was asleep;
not anymore. Thanks.

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