Inspired by Akeeyu, I have a few cosleeping haikus for you.
I’m not sleepy, Mom!
Look, I bounce! I pinch! I kick!
No way am I – zzzzzzzzzzzz.
This is your boob. Soft,
full of milk. Why must you push
your brother off his?
No bite! No bite, no
bite, no bite, no bite, no bite.
Seriously. Don’t.
Quit your wiggling, child.
It is past three a.m., and
I am fucking tired.
Oh, cat on the bed:
You are cute, but if you wake
these kids up, you’re dead.
Finger up my nose
explores, prods. I was asleep;
not anymore. Thanks.
A Bird\'s Nest 
Annika said,
December 23, 2008 @ 12:59 pm
These are marvelous
And I wonder how many
Cats you have left now
husband said,
December 23, 2008 @ 3:40 pm
Is there room for me
To get in bed with you three?
… Couch again for me.
uccellina said,
December 23, 2008 @ 3:56 pm
Oh, that is a lie! You have never yet slept on the couch! Don’t believe it, internet.
Dreamybee said,
December 24, 2008 @ 3:49 am
LOL. You crack me up!
kathy a. said,
December 24, 2008 @ 10:29 pm
hope you have a happy holiday, and nobody sticks too many fingers up your nose. xoxo
dp said,
December 29, 2008 @ 7:29 pm
i think this haiku is full-assed funny.