Grandma Secretary on phone:
We don’t have anyone here right now who speaks Español.
[pause]
Oh, your English is good! You know, if you dropped me in Mexico, all I could say is cerveza.
[pause]
Oh, you’re from El Salvador?
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I’m just sayin’.
And while I’m just sayin’, I’m gonna say go read this post, by brownfemipower, about what’s happening in Oaxaca right now, and why you should care.